Praise! Hail Cobra!

[AnonPoster]

Praise! Hail Cobra!

This is General Beta Maximus Simpus member of the Joy of Simp, formerly known as the Joy of Satan. Reminding you lower life forms that the glorious one! The most high himself! Commander COBRA!!!!!!! Praise! Hail! His name! Is now ordering us all to pay him 1000 dollars for the honor of obtaining the elixir of the Magnum Opus dei. A sacred vial blessed by Satan himself! Of Commander COBRA'S!!! Used bath tub water! We the true Simp's of the Joy of Simp will assemble together around our savior! Commander COBRA! Peace be upon him. And drink this before him to prove our eternal loyalty to the most high Commander COBRA! Praise his name!

Any of you worthless disobedient who refuse the path to heaven of Commander COBRA! Are to be condemned as jEWS!!!

Simp's of the Joy of Simp we must SIMP HARD! FOR COMMANDER COBRA! Keeping chugging the tub water of Commander COBRA!!!! The enemy will be defeated!

[HPBlackMamba]

HoodedCobra is such a wanker. LOL

[HPSZolaLuckyStar]

LOL!