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Don Danko wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:11 am Slothz Tales, Tale Pipe Fairies

As Slothz Winz was meditating high up in the tree's he came out of his Slothz'in Samadhi to witness a strange gathering of what humans appear to call simp's.

The bizarre leader some kind of non human turd creature was jumping up in down in front of a beat up, ghetto sofa, screaming something in grunt like shrieking. It's unibrow pointed downwards its grease covered brow. "Maybez dis is a fart banshee?" Slothz Winz, wondered aloud. When all of a sudden the grunt shrieking became more coherent as the turd creatures meth trip clamed down.

The Turd creature spoke: "On thus soofah Higher then shit Maxyinee, masturbated six millun times to free dur devil daddy!" At this all the simp's starting to chant and sway back and forth the chant was something like: "Simpy, simpy dumby bee, dumb we be, we simp harder for thee! Coo-coo-doody-brah!"

Then the Turd creature spoke: "Silence simp's! Duh devil daddy will now appear!" The Turd creature fart banshee threw some kind of ghetto smoke bomb on the ground as the smoke rose the Turd creature spun around shrieking with a glove puppet on its hand of a red devil with a tiny pitch fork and horns. The Turd creature put its other hand over its mouth to hide the fact it was talking. It spoke pretending to be the glove puppet: " I am what I am, Maxine's devbil daddy! Father Shit'in u, Now only listen to muh one true son, Trick the Turd, I only durrrr speak through him everything he tells you is me... is me don't dare deny it, OBEY! Anyone who says different is a FOOKING JOO!!!!! NOW, SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! Now sum of you are not giving me....errrhhhh I mean muh son Tricky Turds, all your shekels! I am.....errrhhhh he is on..... (((crypto)))jew shekels currency! Now SIMP for the debill Pimp!"

With that the Turd creature put the glove away into his back pocket. And spoke: "Debill Daddy has spoken! Now for the ritual of simp!"

The simp's lined up and by one shoved their heads into the Turd creature's ass as the Turd creature ripped massive gas into each ones face. Like the ghetto fart banshee it is. As the simp, tale pipe fairies rolled around on the ground with the Turd creature's magic fat gas flowing out of their ears and mouths. Trapping them in possession to the fart banshee the psychic realm of fart fairy.

"Dis is wacker then asshole buddha!" Slothz Winz stated as he grabbed the one thing a freaky fart banshee, absolutely hates more then anything.... An air freshener and hurled it down from the tree's at the fart banshee as it scored a direct hit on its unibrow the Turd creature howled in fear and rage as it farted so loudly a class six million volcanic fart cloud erupted from its back side and blasted it into near orbit. As it shot through the night leaving a streak of ass gas behind it in the moon light sky.

"Dat thing needs to wipez his own ass!" Slothz Winz stated as he put on the Billy Idol music and chilled.

That is the Slothz Tale of the Tale Pipe Fairies.

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:45 am f you think about it logically not only is Maxine a leader but she is literally the Savior of the entire human race. She will someday be looked up to as a religious icon and hero like Jesus is today.

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:45 am f you think about it logically not only is Maxine a leader but she is literally the Savior of the entire human race. She will someday be looked up to as a religious icon and hero like Jesus is today.

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:08 am

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:45 am f you think about it logically not only is Maxine a leader but she is literally the Savior of the entire human race. She will someday be looked up to as a religious icon and hero like Jesus is today.

LMFAO

Don Danko wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:03 am Maxine is the savior of the entire world by sitting on her sofa eating KFC and masturbating to Satan. I do get a laugh of one day her sofa being like Mecca or something crazy like that. The future world religion people wear images of sofa's around their neck instead of crosses. Instead of Pentecost they will celebrate pussycost. And there will be conflict among the different sects about the style and color of the sofa of Maxine.

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:08 am

AnonPoster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:45 am f you think about it logically not only is Maxine a leader but she is literally the Savior of the entire human race. She will someday be looked up to as a religious icon and hero like Jesus is today.

LMFAO

sunrise wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:53 am

Don Danko wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:11 am Slothz Tales, Tale Pipe Fairies

As Slothz Winz was meditating high up in the tree's he came out of his Slothz'in Samadhi to witness a strange gathering of what humans appear to call simp's.

The bizarre leader some kind of non human turd creature was jumping up in down in front of a beat up, ghetto sofa, screaming something in grunt like shrieking. It's unibrow pointed downwards its grease covered brow. "Maybez dis is a fart banshee?" Slothz Winz, wondered aloud. When all of a sudden the grunt shrieking became more coherent as the turd creatures meth trip clamed down.

The Turd creature spoke: "On thus soofah Higher then shit Maxyinee, masturbated six millun times to free dur devil daddy!" At this all the simp's starting to chant and sway back and forth the chant was something like: "Simpy, simpy dumby bee, dumb we be, we simp harder for thee! Coo-coo-doody-brah!"

Then the Turd creature spoke: "Silence simp's! Duh devil daddy will now appear!" The Turd creature fart banshee threw some kind of ghetto smoke bomb on the ground as the smoke rose the Turd creature spun around shrieking with a glove puppet on its hand of a red devil with a tiny pitch fork and horns. The Turd creature put its other hand over its mouth to hide the fact it was talking. It spoke pretending to be the glove puppet: " I am what I am, Maxine's devbil daddy! Father Shit'in u, Now only listen to muh one true son, Trick the Turd, I only durrrr speak through him everything he tells you is me... is me don't dare deny it, OBEY! Anyone who says different is a FOOKING JOO!!!!! NOW, SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! Now sum of you are not giving me....errrhhhh I mean muh son Tricky Turds, all your shekels! I am.....errrhhhh he is on..... (((crypto)))jew shekels currency! Now SIMP for the debill Pimp!"

With that the Turd creature put the glove away into his back pocket. And spoke: "Debill Daddy has spoken! Now for the ritual of simp!"

The simp's lined up and by one shoved their heads into the Turd creature's ass as the Turd creature ripped massive gas into each ones face. Like the ghetto fart banshee it is. As the simp, tale pipe fairies rolled around on the ground with the Turd creature's magic fat gas flowing out of their ears and mouths. Trapping them in possession to the fart banshee the psychic realm of fart fairy.

"Dis is wacker then asshole buddha!" Slothz Winz stated as he grabbed the one thing a freaky fart banshee, absolutely hates more then anything.... An air freshener and hurled it down from the tree's at the fart banshee as it scored a direct hit on its unibrow the Turd creature howled in fear and rage as it farted so loudly a class six million volcanic fart cloud erupted from its back side and blasted it into near orbit. As it shot through the night leaving a streak of ass gas behind it in the moon light sky.

"Dat thing needs to wipez his own ass!" Slothz Winz stated as he put on the Billy Idol music and chilled.

That is the Slothz Tale of the Tale Pipe Fairies.

I laughed and then I laughed some more )
GREAT! )