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Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:08 pm
by AnonPoster
Sorry guys but I got inspired by this all drama recently, and I wrote a lil story for those all guys changing sides constantly and acting like a sheep all the time. :D :D

Story of a professional ass licker

I am a professional ass licker. I lick asses for a living and I also kiss them and suck up some people's asses and this makes me feel pleasure. It used to be my hobby, but now I have decided to step up and be a pro. It's something that I've always liked.

I always loved to watch people shine and be themselves, I loved to be near those who looked stronger and better than me in some way or who were authority figures of some sort. They would inspire me and fill my soul with ass licking urges. I would watch them shine and this almost sexual urge would spark in my being, to suck up their ass and please them in any way they want. I would start flattering them and doing whatever they want of me.

Those people are my heroes. I truly mean it. I would be nowhere without them because I am a nobody. They give my existence some purpose finally, so I can at least be an ass licker and ass sucker and be used by them if possible. That makes me so happy.

I tend to follow others blindly who I believe are better than me. I have to follow them all day long and to worship them often. One day I follow one, then if they start looking lower than my expectations in some way or might damage my profession, I tend to suddenly switch to another and lick their ass instead, and that all while talking all sorts of crap about my old client so new one can feel better about themselves.

Will it be Cobra, or Don, I really don't know. But I am a nobody and I must follow someone fully. Cobra looked bad for a while, so I followed fully and blindly this Don guy, who is not up to my professional taste anymore, so I guess it's Cobra guy. Sometimes I really have no idea actually who I should choose, but I must follow someone, because I never follow myself and I have no personality of my own.

Once I followed some random guys on yt and praised Jesus as well. I got committed a lots to this Jesus person, but I have realized that there are better ass licking options, so I saw Satan. Satan looked very nice, I almost wanted to follow both, but in the end I have realized they most likely hate each other and I should choose a side quickly. So I became a Satanist, but at one point it was not up to my professional taste so I switched briefly again to Jesus, and had a phase of following both but playing dumb if someone would notice it. Eventually I got out of that situation and decided to follow Satan after all, but now I really made my mind on this.

Also I am very loyal person after all and I love to have just one client at a time. I saw some ass lickers licking many many asses, but I prefer to devote myself only to one ass at a time, at least usually. It feels better that way for me, personally. I dislike those other... whores...



Maaannnn, I also totally must look up to others and depend on them to feel anything and to feel like I even have personality. When I am near other strong people who take initiative more than me, I feel like it's me who does it! IT TRULY FEELS FANTASTIC. It's like I am not doing anything but it almost feels like those are my accomplishments. Maaan why don't more people do this, it's so much easier to do this instead of being yourself, thinking for yourself and being really productive in life.

If my master is an emperor, then I am emperor myself too. It does feel like that. Now bow down you peasants!!!! I feel power surging in my veins, I am invincible!

That being said I especially love loud abusive guys and tyrants. Tyrants are the best and ass licking those fills my whole being with this beautiful ecstatic love and I truly feel holy. I am closer to the divines then. What better thing is there than ass licking, I truly wonder?

Re: Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:22 pm
by Snakeway
Imagine doing the RTR and end up having to deal with this garbage you described in person in the astral.

Re: Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:08 am
by AnonPoster
Snakeway wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:22 pm Imagine doing the RTR and end up having to deal with this garbage you described in person in the astral.
Imagine not doing the rtr and having to take 6 vaccines every month and eventually a microchip.

Re: Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:21 am
by Don Danko
Don Danko wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:44 pm The Jews reverse their own letters in their Hebrew letter chanting exercises going back centuries this is well known on Jewish websites:
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/articl ... l-journey/
In Abulafia’s approach, the individual “begins to combine letters, a few or many, reversing and rolling them around rapidly, until [one’s] heart feels warm.” Those who adhere diligently to this technique, Abulafia declared, will eventually experience “a plenitude of saintly spirit … wisdom, under­standing, good counsel and knowledge…. The spirit of the Lord will rest upon [them].”

The Jews reverse the Aleph to make another mantra Peleh they chant so chanting the Aleph letter backwards is chanting Hebrew mantra's to manifest the Jewish messiah:
https://www.chabad.org/library/article_ ... /Aleph.htm
"Finally, we have the third meaning of alef: peleh, “wondrous.” Peleh represents the esoteric or mystical level of Torah—Kab­balah and the teachings of Chassidic thought. Known as the “teachings of Mashiach,” these secrets of Torah comprise its greatest level."
In the Final RTR for Aleph:
Vibrate each the following 9 times each:
FEHL-AH • FUHL-AH • FUUL-AH • FIL-AH • FIL-UH • FEHL-UH • PEH-LEH • FEHL-OH
Now take your marker and blot the Hebrew letters out completely..
The Jews also reverse the Hebrew Shin to make Niss/Nissi the Hebrew mantra name of Jehova from Exodus 17:15 which is the weapon Moses uses to defeat the Egyptians with meaning this mantra is a psychic warfare mantra against Gentiles as mantra names of magical weapons are in the occult. So what does reversing the other Hebrew letters do if those two just do that.


Maxine and Hooded Blahbra's claims this is all nullified including the Hebrew letters that don't reverse in that ritual, if one just chants Hebrew mantras from the 22 letter back to one is also a lie the Jews already do the same going backwards as the normal part of chanting their own Torah:
https://www.vbs.org/worship/meet-our-cl ... -backwards
"For both the Shema and the Ten Commandments, if they are confusing or difficult for you, then take a page of out of the rabbinic book. Read them backwards. Then you will find the words of the Torah close to you. In your heart, in your mind, and in your soul."

"One such maxim says, "There is no beginning or end in the Torah." That is, you don't need to read the Torah strictly chronologically....I'd argue to use the maxim, "There is no beginning or end in the Torah" as key to open the door that is keeping you outside the beautiful palace of connection. I would suggest to read both the Shema and the Ten Commandments backwards. If you do so, you can see the God-Idea emerge in each of us. ."

Re: Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:35 pm
by Snakeway
AnonPoster wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:08 am
Snakeway wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:22 pm Imagine doing the RTR and end up having to deal with this garbage you described in person in the astral.
Imagine not doing the rtr and having to take 6 vaccines every month and eventually a microchip.
There was no RTR being done when the internet was invented. The internet was the biggest victory ever. The world is already going into a certain direction, all I see you people doing is trying to take the credits for what is not your merit.

Re: Story of a professional ass licker

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:20 am
by HPSZolaLuckyStar
I tend to follow others blindly who I believe are better than me.

All this ass licking crap. I'm not sure if you are trolling. You must be. Because it's total BS.

Because if you aren't, you're a total loser.

Don't know really what to say here. except you must be trolling.
Imagine not doing the rtr and having to take 6 vaccines every month and eventually a microchip.
The RTR isn't doing anything positive.
If you actually believe it is, you're sadly mistaken.

But I'll agree, taking the 'vaccine' won't do anything positive either.