Who's Your Daddy...
As Slothz-winz came out of a deep meditative state of absorption of winz, he noticed down below there was a camp fire going with an odd figure sitting next to it on a big brown log. Fixing his excellent head band he climbed down the tree to check it out. Upon coming close to the place he noticed a nasty whiff of stink in the air. The figure sitting next to the camp fire looked something like a blinged out swamp turd after a three week meth binge.
The figure noticing Slothz-winz sat up hunched backed as it peered out squinting its unibrow and grunting something as a loud fart sound ripped from it into the air which caused it to shriek. It then attempted to speak in human...
The strange creature stated as its blood shot eyes looked out into the darkness:
"Muh name is Trick, I made this campfire to tell stories around."
"Whatz stories?" Asked Slothz-winz.
The swamp turd Trick replied:
"Muh daddy is the debil and he talks to me all the time, not you, now let me own you forever and give me free shekels dammit!"
Slothz-winz then asked:
"Ummm wherez iz your daddy thens?"
The swamp turd then got a furious look on its mug and yelled:
"I will now summon the debil daddy! Damnit and he will show you!" The swamp turd then started to kind of dance around the camp fire and started to yell: "Debil, daddy dee, dee, dee I summon thee!"
Just then the swamp turd, Trick let out a major gas cloud of sulphur with a loud cannon boom farting sound. He then pulled out a red sock puppet with horns and a pitch fork and put it on his hand and put the other hand over his mouth to hide his moving lips. "I am Father Shitinu the Debil! Who dares to question my one true son! Trick!" The puppet pretended to speak. "Everything my son Trick says is totality what I say and anyone who disagrees with my son Trick, disobeys me! I only speak through Trick, got that! Now give Trick your shekels and let him own you like a bitch forever, dammit! Or I will punish you, for being the fucking insects you all are! Now worship me through my son Trick! Do not question! Obey! Obey! Obey!" The sock puppet pretended to speak. As the swamp turd's mouth was obviously moving behind its other hand.
Slothz-winz then told the swamp turd:
"Dis is lame, dat is just youz wankingz your tinys cock puppet arounds!"
The swamp turd then flew into a rage and threw itself on the ground kicking and screaming it yelled: "You fucking kike! You're a fucking Fed Posting, Rabbi, Jew, Jesuit, Israeli, Fed agent, Jew, Jew, Jew, Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" It howled in butt hurt rage. Then a wave of brown liquid poured out of the back of its pants and a stink cloud went into the air in the shape of a small mushroom shaped brown cloud as it jumped up and ran into the night, howling.
Who Is Your Daddy?
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Don Danko
Who Is Your Daddy?
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Re: Who Is Your Daddy?
LOLZ!!!!
Happy Ostara to you also Don
And also to all the members here! Hope you all have a beautiful day!
Happy Ostara to you also Don
And also to all the members here! Hope you all have a beautiful day!
Satanism is not about taking your God away from you;
It's about freeing you to be your own God.
"My Wisdom is Not Separate From my Heart"
Serapis (Satan)
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/da ... st-edition
It's about freeing you to be your own God.
"My Wisdom is Not Separate From my Heart"
Serapis (Satan)
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/da ... st-edition
Re: Who Is Your Daddy?
youre so bitter with him, he clearly is ur superior and it hurts u.
u can only slander and attack him...so pathetic. no wonder I follow him AND never listen any word u ever have to say.
the only funny thing here is u and how pathetic u are hahahahahha....
u can only slander and attack him...so pathetic. no wonder I follow him AND never listen any word u ever have to say.
the only funny thing here is u and how pathetic u are hahahahahha....
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Re: Who Is Your Daddy?
I agree with you on this one Siatris, no wonder you follow him, because that is what sheep do best lol.
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Don Danko
Re: Who Is Your Daddy?
The Goddess Ostara
"Ashtoreth, Asherah, Ashteroth, Astarte, Ishtar or Inanna are all names of the mother goddess in fact, as Sir James Frazer pointed out, she was given so many names that she was eventually believed to be different deities."[1]
Astaroth is the goddess Easter and who the pagan holiday of Easter is built upon. The meaning of Easter as one will see was the teachings of Astaroth to humanity of spiritual ascension.
"Ancient Syria was the home of the goddess Mari, also known as Mari-Ishtar or Istara who was worshipped at Mari 150 miles upriver from Babylon. Mari-Ishtar, from whom we derive Easter is the Akkadian counterpart to the Sumerian Inanna."[2]
"One of Asherah's symbols in her serpentine aspect is almost exactly that of the Caduceus. It is two entwined serpents upon the Asherah pole or Tree of Life. Obvious fertility influences are seen on images of her holding aloft a cornucopia and pomegranate. On her shoulder is often seen a bunch of grapes. Asherah, quite simply, is the female energy on the Tree of Life. She is the goddess of life."[3]
"Often the Tree is depicted with wavy lines said to represent serpents emerging in symbolic form. The name Tanti means 'Serpent Lady' and she is found on many coins in Carthage associated with the Caduceus and symbolizing the role of Tanit in life, death and rebirth. She is basically the same as the 'Queen of Heaven' Astarte/Isis."[4]
"Babylonian scriptures called Ishtar the Light of the World. The crucifixion and resurrection, and escape from the underworld of this Sumerian goddess (also known as Ishtar), is told in cuneiform tablets inscribed c. 1500 B.C.E, attesting to a very old tradition."[5]
This tale represents the rising of the serpent energy fully up the spine and the transformation of the individual into eternal life with their ascension. Astaroth's teachings where stolen and transformed into the basis of the Christian myth by the early Christian political program.
"In the Sumerian story of Inanna's descent into the underworld, we are told that the goddess gathered together the 'seven attributes of civilization' known as the me, which she then transformed into adornments worn by her as protections. Beginning from the base of the spine, these were:
1.The lapis measuring rod and line (first chakra).
2.Her royal breechcloth (second chakra).
3.Her golden hip girdle (third chakra).
4.Her breastplate called 'Come,, man, come' (fourth chakra).
5.A double strand of beads about her neck (fifth chakra).
6.Two earrings of small lapis beads (sixth chakra).
7.Her crown (seventh chakra).
As indicated, each of these adornments really represented one of the seven chakras because they were worn at the level of each relevant endocrine gland (see above). The two earrings are associated with the pineal and pituitary glands, which are again associated with the opposites as well as the two sides of the brain.
We are told that as Inanna reached the portal of each of the seven levels of the underworld, she had to shed an item of clothing on order to go further. We see here an allegory of the rising serpent energies, which ascend the spine through each of its chakra levels."[6]
Further more the Judeo-Christian political cult after stealing their core myth from this early teaching of the goddess Astaroth. Then vilified her in their occult political manifesto the Bible. Her importance was so great and her worship so well known she is attacked through out the Judeo-Christian Bible. With numerous threats and curses placed against her by the god of Israel. She is insulted by the ancient writers of the Bible as 'The Whore Of Babylon' her name also means 'shame' in Hebrew. The Yahweh cult worked to totality destroy the worship of Astarte, Astaroth from all regions they could in the Old Testament.
The tale of Jezebel of the Old Testament is such propaganda of the political cult of Yahweh. Jezebel was a Phoenician princess and daughter of a Phoenician Priest King. Jezebel was a royal daughter of Phoenicia and thus a follower of Astarte as the Bible states she was. Jezebel was surrounded by hundreds of her Phoenician priests of Baal and his consort goddess Astarte in her court and it was Jezebel who refused to give up her spirituality and freedom as a women by refusing to degrade and lower herself by submitting to Yahweh and his intolerant cult instead Jezebel destroyed the cult rites of Yahweh and destroyed his prophets. One can witness in this tale that the goddess Astaroth is the enemy of the Yahweh cult and its followers. To this day the term Jezebel is a term of hostility and insult used to shame women in normal Christian culture.
Set yourself free from Christianity.
Don Danko, friend of Lucifer
Sources:
[1]The Shining Ones, Philip Gardiner and Gary Osborn
[2]Mary Magdalene: The Illuminator, William Henry
[3]Gnosis The Secret Of Solomon's Temple Revealed, Philip Gardiner
[4]Gnosis The Secret Of Solomon's Temple Revealed, Philip Gardiner
[5]Mary Magdalene: The Illuminator, William Henry
[6]The Shining Ones, Philip Gardiner and Gary Osborn
"Ashtoreth, Asherah, Ashteroth, Astarte, Ishtar or Inanna are all names of the mother goddess in fact, as Sir James Frazer pointed out, she was given so many names that she was eventually believed to be different deities."[1]
Astaroth is the goddess Easter and who the pagan holiday of Easter is built upon. The meaning of Easter as one will see was the teachings of Astaroth to humanity of spiritual ascension.
"Ancient Syria was the home of the goddess Mari, also known as Mari-Ishtar or Istara who was worshipped at Mari 150 miles upriver from Babylon. Mari-Ishtar, from whom we derive Easter is the Akkadian counterpart to the Sumerian Inanna."[2]
"One of Asherah's symbols in her serpentine aspect is almost exactly that of the Caduceus. It is two entwined serpents upon the Asherah pole or Tree of Life. Obvious fertility influences are seen on images of her holding aloft a cornucopia and pomegranate. On her shoulder is often seen a bunch of grapes. Asherah, quite simply, is the female energy on the Tree of Life. She is the goddess of life."[3]
"Often the Tree is depicted with wavy lines said to represent serpents emerging in symbolic form. The name Tanti means 'Serpent Lady' and she is found on many coins in Carthage associated with the Caduceus and symbolizing the role of Tanit in life, death and rebirth. She is basically the same as the 'Queen of Heaven' Astarte/Isis."[4]
"Babylonian scriptures called Ishtar the Light of the World. The crucifixion and resurrection, and escape from the underworld of this Sumerian goddess (also known as Ishtar), is told in cuneiform tablets inscribed c. 1500 B.C.E, attesting to a very old tradition."[5]
This tale represents the rising of the serpent energy fully up the spine and the transformation of the individual into eternal life with their ascension. Astaroth's teachings where stolen and transformed into the basis of the Christian myth by the early Christian political program.
"In the Sumerian story of Inanna's descent into the underworld, we are told that the goddess gathered together the 'seven attributes of civilization' known as the me, which she then transformed into adornments worn by her as protections. Beginning from the base of the spine, these were:
1.The lapis measuring rod and line (first chakra).
2.Her royal breechcloth (second chakra).
3.Her golden hip girdle (third chakra).
4.Her breastplate called 'Come,, man, come' (fourth chakra).
5.A double strand of beads about her neck (fifth chakra).
6.Two earrings of small lapis beads (sixth chakra).
7.Her crown (seventh chakra).
As indicated, each of these adornments really represented one of the seven chakras because they were worn at the level of each relevant endocrine gland (see above). The two earrings are associated with the pineal and pituitary glands, which are again associated with the opposites as well as the two sides of the brain.
We are told that as Inanna reached the portal of each of the seven levels of the underworld, she had to shed an item of clothing on order to go further. We see here an allegory of the rising serpent energies, which ascend the spine through each of its chakra levels."[6]
Further more the Judeo-Christian political cult after stealing their core myth from this early teaching of the goddess Astaroth. Then vilified her in their occult political manifesto the Bible. Her importance was so great and her worship so well known she is attacked through out the Judeo-Christian Bible. With numerous threats and curses placed against her by the god of Israel. She is insulted by the ancient writers of the Bible as 'The Whore Of Babylon' her name also means 'shame' in Hebrew. The Yahweh cult worked to totality destroy the worship of Astarte, Astaroth from all regions they could in the Old Testament.
The tale of Jezebel of the Old Testament is such propaganda of the political cult of Yahweh. Jezebel was a Phoenician princess and daughter of a Phoenician Priest King. Jezebel was a royal daughter of Phoenicia and thus a follower of Astarte as the Bible states she was. Jezebel was surrounded by hundreds of her Phoenician priests of Baal and his consort goddess Astarte in her court and it was Jezebel who refused to give up her spirituality and freedom as a women by refusing to degrade and lower herself by submitting to Yahweh and his intolerant cult instead Jezebel destroyed the cult rites of Yahweh and destroyed his prophets. One can witness in this tale that the goddess Astaroth is the enemy of the Yahweh cult and its followers. To this day the term Jezebel is a term of hostility and insult used to shame women in normal Christian culture.
Set yourself free from Christianity.
Don Danko, friend of Lucifer
Sources:
[1]The Shining Ones, Philip Gardiner and Gary Osborn
[2]Mary Magdalene: The Illuminator, William Henry
[3]Gnosis The Secret Of Solomon's Temple Revealed, Philip Gardiner
[4]Gnosis The Secret Of Solomon's Temple Revealed, Philip Gardiner
[5]Mary Magdalene: The Illuminator, William Henry
[6]The Shining Ones, Philip Gardiner and Gary Osborn
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Don Danko
Re: Who Is Your Daddy?
That is what my Jesuit general told me you would say this morning in the debriefing in the Jesuit bunker under the Vatican. He told me you where the smartest person the JoS has to offer and the greatest enemy Rome ever had in history after the most feared enemy of our Jesuit order, Maxine the cat lady. Our greatest Jesuit adepts are still whispering her name in fear of her powerful magical pussy she used to free all of our demonic enemies on her sofa in an afternoon.