The will of Jesus

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Jesus Christ
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The will of Jesus

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Jesus Christ wants us to take the vaccine. Jesus Christ wants us to lock down. He wants us to isolate and not talk to each other. He teaches us we are comforted by silence. Jesus Christ wants you to stay home from Church and Synogauge. Jesus Christ wants us to wear masks and follow government mandates. He says there is joy and freedom in obeying authority. Jesus Christ wants us to avoid Satanic websites and worship of Satan he teaches us he is the one and only God and through him there is salvation. Jesus Christ wants you to take your meds when he tells you too or the scary monsters might come out and grab you but when you go to the doctor or pharmacy to get them be sure to wear a plastic bag and a sheet over you cause you might get covid. He wants you to be a good person and he says make lots of money but he says give that money to me.

You will be blessed.
siatris
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Sounds like Magestein, well done kike :D
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Jesus Christ wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 6:16 am Jesus Christ wants us to take the vaccine. Jesus Christ wants us to lock down. He wants us to isolate and not talk to each other. He teaches us we are comforted by silence. Jesus Christ wants you to stay home from Church and Synogauge. Jesus Christ wants us to wear masks and follow government mandates. He says there is joy and freedom in obeying authority. Jesus Christ wants us to avoid Satanic websites and worship of Satan he teaches us he is the one and only God and through him there is salvation. Jesus Christ wants you to take your meds when he tells you too or the scary monsters might come out and grab you but when you go to the doctor or pharmacy to get them be sure to wear a plastic bag and a sheet over you cause you might get covid. He wants you to be a good person and he says make lots of money but he says give that money to me.

You will be blessed.
Dear Jesus, please tell me why so many people enjoy sucking your dick. Amen....

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JoyOfSatan666
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Re: The will of Jesus

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siatris wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 6:29 am Sounds like Magestein, well done kike :D
Yes it does sound exactly like his bullcrap.
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